The Inhuman Cloning Project
Default: Dr. Mull Dull at his utmost dullest
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Sad: lab mice fat and happy when they should be dying
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Neutral: sitting on the review panel of rival's research grant
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Cringe: all other reviewers rated rival's grant very high
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Schizophrenic: will be getting his 10th Nobel Prize next week
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Rest: on the plane to Sweden for his 10th Nobel Prize
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Wink: greeting all the reporters and fans at the airport
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Smile: during the interview about his 10th Nobel Prize
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Happy: giving the acceptance speech for his 10th Nobel Prize
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Ecstatic: accepting the Nobel Prize from Einstein and Newton
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Tear: woke up from his dream about his 10th Nobel Prize
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Awkward: scolded by wife for sleeping in his lab coat again
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Touched: wife hand-washed lab coat (without knowing it's radioactive)
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Cry: rival's grant got renewed
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Bawl: own grant got terminated
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Innocent: switched his grant number with rival's
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Huh: heard rival’s grant got terminated
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Frown: heard rival threw a classless tantrum in his lab
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Distrust: heard rival published breakthrough CYANS journal paper
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Despise: heard rival fudged data to get publication
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Cool: heard rival’s paper got retracted
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Mad: heard rumors that he is obsessed about rival
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Pirate: hacked emails to see who spread the rumors
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Blush: boss impressed at his grant renewal
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Sweet: boss hinted at his promotion
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Look: checking out on his lab mice experiment
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Unsure: lab mice happy as hell when they should have tumors
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Concentrate: gased and dissected mice anyway
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Doubt: cannot find a trace of tumor in the mutilated mice
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Whistle: Fudged…eh creatively embellished data for publication
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Taken: realized he took the wrong mouse cage
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Froze: realized the cage housed his boss’s lab mice
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Nausea: rival saw him switching cage labels
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Bleed: rival threatens to report to boss
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Love: boss happy that mislabeled mice have huge tumors
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Shock: lab tech told him boss switched the cage before he did
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What: losing track of whose mice have tumors
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Bored: ignore what you don’t understand
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Prof: boss’s boss looked very dignified during his lab visit
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Rolleyes: when boss’s boss and boss left his lab
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