Great Inventions of Ancient China
Yes, long before we invented piracy...ahem, I mean innovative credit reassignment, we Chinese used to be truly innovative! We got deserved credit for inventing a lot of awesome things!
Chinese compass (Sims 1 hacked object)
Why get a compass when you can have a GPS? The better question is, why get a GPS when you can have a compass? This charismatic ancient Chinese compass is so darn big that even if you get lost, it never will.
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Chinese mech nightingale (Sims 1 hacked object)
Feel like an ancient Chinese emperor with this mechanical nightingale. Even if you've never heard of the Andersen fairy tale, you can now have the exclusive privilege fixing this bird machine sounding like a broken record.
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Chinese firecrow rocket (Sims 1 hacked object)
Trying to catch up to this violent world? Get the firecrow rocket, an ingenious ancient Chinese wartime invention shaped like a crow. Hone your mechanical skills and literally get blown away. Double win!
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Chinese seismoscope (Sims 1 hacked object)
Did you know the ancient Chinese invented the seismoscope? Did you know that a seismoscope detects seismic waves? Did you know that seismic waves are generated by seismic sources? Did you know seismologists are highly logical beings? Did you know YOU can also become highly logical when you use the seismoscope?
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Chinese armillary (Sims 1 hacked object)
An impeccable model of the ancient Chinese armillary sphere, made in modern China. The vast universe made tangible, and inexpensive for that matter. As the world shrinks, your ego expands - a truly logical result.
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Chinese abacus
Who uses the abacus nowadays? Who has financial security nowadays? With the Chinese abacus, you will find that the ancient Chinese were never any better off financially. Feeling better already?
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Other Skills Objects
Chinese writing tools (Sims 1 hacked object)
Impress your friends with your Chinese calligraphy. Practise with the deluxe Chinese writing tools.
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Chinese beauty mirror (set of 3)
How can you put a price on beauty? You can't, but you can put a price on a beauty mirror. So, exercise your right to stare at, talk to, or even yell at the Chinese Beauty Mirror, bought by your hard-earned money. If nobody else finds you charismatic, the Beauty Within will.
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Ancient Chinese gentleman All Skills bookcase (Sims 1 hacked object)
Want to be literary without reading Dostoevsky? Nothing like the ancient Chinese gentleman bookcase to satisfy your vanity. With a fine painting much larger than the actual books, you can stare at the bookcase all day long and friends will think you are looking for books.
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Ancient Chinese lady All skills bookcase (Sims 1 hacked object)
Want to be literary without reading Dostoevsky? Nothing like the ancient Chinese lady bookcase to satisfy your vanity. With a fine painting much larger than the actual books, you can stare at the bookcase all day long and friends will think you are looking for books.
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