"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable." - C. S. Lewis
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*excludes anything insensitive, over-sensitive, unintelligent, over-intelligent, boring, overkill, worthless, self-important, lame, profane, illegal, immoral, indecent, impolite, contemptuous, flirtatious, destructive, disturbing, derogatory, depressing, woeful, ominous, nasty, mean, stinky, anti-expressionist, ultra-expressionist, post-expressionist, and INAWESOME. Judge Expression reserves the right to reject any question on any grounds on anything without exclusion.
*excludes anything insensitive, over-sensitive, unintelligent, over-intelligent, boring, overkill, worthless, self-important, lame, profane, illegal, immoral, indecent, impolite, contemptuous, flirtatious, destructive, disturbing, derogatory, depressing, woeful, ominous, nasty, mean, stinky, anti-expressionist, ultra-expressionist, post-expressionist, and INAWESOME. Judge Expression reserves the right to reject any question on any grounds on anything without exclusion.
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