“The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected.” – G.K. Chesterton
CYANS, is Science in Dullish - a highly evolved language spoken by the awesome and illustrious Dr. Mull Dull, PhD (Doctor of Pathetic Hysterics, Yell University), Professor of Strandford University, Director of Laughvard CYANS Research Center.
Yes, in a nutshell, Dr. Mull Dull is a pig, an awesomely awesome pig with inhuman intelligence.
Click on the nifty purple buttons to research all things awesome about Dr. Mull Dull. You can read about his mind-blowing cyantifeek research "The Inhuman Cloning Project", download Dr. Mull Dull pig smileys, and even clone and caption Dr. Mull Dull. There is no reasonable doubt that you shall be inspired by an awesome pig.